The Troubled Assets Relief Program (TARP) is 700 billion dollars that our government is using to cover up our economic ills.
It got me wondering; how much could we cover up with $700 billion worth of tarps?
A decent 6.5 ounce heavy duty tarp runs about 12 cents per square foot.
$700 billion will buy 5333 billion square feet of such tarps. (Maybe more. You might qualify for a quantity discount.)
Even without a discount, that is 351,997,245 acres of tarps; one acre for every person in the nation.
With an average of 4 people per household, every household in the nation could give up their troubled mortgage and use their tarp to build a really cool tent about the size of a city block.
Sounds good to me.
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